The Course Selection Algorithm
After collecting data on all data collected by every student to come through RPI since 1746, and using 16 industrial sized supercomputers, each with a petabyte of RAM, we were… Keep Reading
Data Scientist Develops New Way To Put Shapes And Words On Paper: The Svenn Diagram
STOCKHOLM—Researcher Svenn Svensson of the Norwegian Institute for Graphics and Analysis has developed a disruptive new visual standard for data visualization, the Svenn Diagram. In an interview with Statler &… Keep Reading
We Are The Culture Of Fear
Fear us! Statler & Waldorf have officially been named the “culture of fear” at RPI by Dr. Jackson in her recent 2-hour review of our publication (masqueraded as a “Town… Keep Reading
The Waldorf Salad: March 28th, 2016
Hello dear readers! We’ve got an appetizer-sized salad for you this week, in preparation for our big Spring issue coming to you in April! The world is thawing, except for… Keep Reading
The Waldorf Salad: March 8, 2016
This salad is a little late, but you know what they say: better late than The Poly! Enjoy, or don’t. We Ranked All of RPI’s Current Presidents It’s a top… Keep Reading
The Waldorf Salad: February 5th, 2016
Back from break, working off its layers of bacon and goat cheese, the salad is back and ready to bring you the best of RPI’s current events and global headlines:… Keep Reading
The Waldorf Salad: December 4th, 2015
Once again, in the final stretches of the semester, S&W brings you the best news from campus and the world beyond. Make sure you read through this one, we’ve prepared… Keep Reading
The Waldorf Salad: November 13th, 2015
Fresh from the presses, delivered *despite* the fact that we’ve all had James Bond films to watch and Call of Duty/Fallout games to play, here’s this fortnight’s Waldorf Salad! … Keep Reading
The Waldorf Salad: October 31st, 2015
Another extra spooky Waldorf Salad, on the house! How spooky, you ask? It’s chock-full of the inane news about this school’s administration and the inevitability of corporate greed to turn… Keep Reading
The Waldorf Salad: Oct 16th, 2015
Back again with more literary goodness and cutting-edge news, here’s the best of S&W: Talk Whirly To Me: A Fan Fanfic This summer’s hottest fanfic that’s so hot…yet so… Keep Reading
The Waldorf Salad: Oct 9th, 2015
Here comes another bi-weekly blast of S&W’s finest articles, news, opinions, and brainwashing campaigns straight to you, our beloved readers! Our top stories: Earth – An Honest Review Sure,… Keep Reading
The Best Classes at RPI
By Mike Dame, Chris Dower, Istvan Moritz, Kristan Tate, Tristan Villamil This was an article written at Statler & Waldorf’s NRB event this year at RPI, where incoming freshmen were… Keep Reading
S&W Applies for the Union E-Board
Recently, applications for the Union Executive board (the main governing body of the Union) were being accepted. In an effort to stage a coup, we at S&W have decided to… Keep Reading
Players Review: EOP
In this year’s Evening of Performance the Players have really outdone themselves with three show stopping comedies that will leave you with a smile on your face, with Sheer Idiocy… Keep Reading