Spring Break
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Musk’s Martian Marketing Mold Makes Mhistory
By Chris Frazier Supreme Leader (and SpaceX CEO) Elon Musk (Praise be unto his totally real hair that is not at all plugs) is sending his personal Tesla Roadster… Keep Reading
Gov Suite Review
By Chester Kowalski The Union has been going through a lot recently. Constant political issues, #savetheunion, and renovations involving redoing our office, finally adding locks to the door after a… Keep Reading
Photo Contest Fall 2017 Winners
First Place: Jiawei Xu – Thanksgiving “I took this photo last year in New York City during Thanksgiving. When my shutter clicked the third time, he raised his head to… Keep Reading
End of the Year Financial Report
By Chester Kowalski, Business Manager It’s been a good year for Statler and Waldorf. Mini Issues, The Rise and Fall of Press Manager, new freshman, and more. However, as we… Keep Reading
Jackson of All Trades
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Wind Tunnel
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Archie Mating Habits Finally Observed
By Noah Tebben, Contributor In what has been a decade-long quest to figure out how exactly stressed, time-scrapped architecture students at RPI somehow manage to reproduce and cultivate the overgrown… Keep Reading
S&W’s Career Fair Tips & Tricks
By Chris Frazier The Fall 2017 semester is in full swing, and that means that the 39th Annual Career Fair will soon be upon us. On the 22nd and… Keep Reading
The Course Selection Algorithm
After collecting data on all data collected by every student to come through RPI since 1746, and using 16 industrial sized supercomputers, each with a petabyte of RAM, we were… Keep Reading
Data Scientist Develops New Way To Put Shapes And Words On Paper: The Svenn Diagram
STOCKHOLM—Researcher Svenn Svensson of the Norwegian Institute for Graphics and Analysis has developed a disruptive new visual standard for data visualization, the Svenn Diagram. In an interview with Statler &… Keep Reading
We Are The Culture Of Fear
Fear us! Statler & Waldorf have officially been named the “culture of fear” at RPI by Dr. Jackson in her recent 2-hour review of our publication (masqueraded as a “Town… Keep Reading
The Waldorf Salad: March 28th, 2016
Hello dear readers! We’ve got an appetizer-sized salad for you this week, in preparation for our big Spring issue coming to you in April! The world is thawing, except for… Keep Reading
The Waldorf Salad: March 8, 2016
This salad is a little late, but you know what they say: better late than The Poly! Enjoy, or don’t. We Ranked All of RPI’s Current Presidents It’s a top… Keep Reading
The Waldorf Salad: February 5th, 2016
Back from break, working off its layers of bacon and goat cheese, the salad is back and ready to bring you the best of RPI’s current events and global headlines:… Keep Reading