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It’s 2016 And Nobody Knows WTF is going on Since 2016 has been such a goddamn year already, we’re just need to take a minute to collect ourselves. We started… Keep Reading

By Kristan Tate Winter 2012. Our canadian cousins are over for the festivities and one of them is eyeing me like I’m a dead cat in a stream. “Don’t you… Keep Reading

By Joe Iaquinto Chaos ran amok on Thursday, November 19th in Commons Dining Hall on Freshman Hill as a day trader by the name of Sir Lee Jackson went on… Keep Reading

Hi, I’m Zake Kav’eb, college student and JRPG protagonist, with a few tips on how to get the most out of this coming semester: Explore everywhere. Take your time. If… Keep Reading

Be still, my friends, for I have a tale to tell. It was 4 years ago from this day. My parents had decided that for their anniversary, the whole family… Keep Reading

By Kristan Tate This time around, I’d like to focus on text messages between me and dude people. Granted, this article is a bit shorter than the female version (READ… Keep Reading

By Noah Tebben In a hallmark display of cutting-edge learning here at RPI, the department of Humanities and Social Sciences has introduced a new course tailored to help lovable nerds… Keep Reading

Idina Menzel’s “Let it Go”: The Worst Dope Fiend in New York First of all, let me just say that of all the songs on this list, I hate this… Keep Reading

By Our Chief Youtube Connoisseur I recently became aware of the acclaimed YouTube series by director David Bias known as Booty in the Hood. The 10-piece chronology is set in… Keep Reading

By Somebody With Too Much I’ve always hated money. Too many people have too much, and too many people don’t have enough. In a perfect world, the very concept would… Keep Reading

By Peter Wood This past Tuesday, Aidan Stone, a second-year student dual-majoring in communications and game design, was utterly devastated when he heard the news that the rest of his… Keep Reading

Reported on by Peter Wood In his fourth such public announcement, Adolf Weishaupt, Überpriest of the Illuminazis, declared again that any claims of the existence of such an organization as… Keep Reading

By Thomas Lloyd October 2015, Facebook has released official reports utilizing user data which concludes that baby boomers have officially ruined Facebook for millennials. Those born between 1946 and 1964,… Keep Reading

Everyone’s been asking me, “Mike, you’re fashionable and charismatic. What should I wear this season?” It’s tough to generalize the zeitgeist of cloth and stitching most likely to get one… Keep Reading

By Noah Tebben Yes, dear readers, it’s happened again. Peter Molyneux’s grand vision of a world unbound by the cruel restrictions of follow-through and finished products has come crashing down… Keep Reading