Some Haiku For You: Sponsored By Panera(TM) [Not really]

in Humor

by Statler & Waldorfians


Now delivering!

Ask about our soup special—

very sumptuous.


Is it okay if

I am vegan, sir—no meat.

And milk is murder!


Bread bagel cookie

Coffee tea and sometimes scones

Please I want free food?


Panini with cheese.

How much does salad cost, please?

No receipt, cookie disease.


Bread is very stiff.

I love the stiffness of bread.

It makes me tingle.


Welcome @ Panera.

We make okay food here and

I make no money.


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