Some Haiku For You: Sponsored By Panera(TM) [Not really]

in Humor

by Statler & Waldorfians

 

Now delivering!

Ask about our soup special—

very sumptuous.

 

Is it okay if

I am vegan, sir—no meat.

And milk is murder!

 

Bread bagel cookie

Coffee tea and sometimes scones

Please I want free food?

 

Panini with cheese.

How much does salad cost, please?

No receipt, cookie disease.

 

Bread is very stiff.

I love the stiffness of bread.

It makes me tingle.

 

Welcome @ Panera.

We make okay food here and

I make no money.

 

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