Today marks the end of the first week of our new and improved publication schedule! What is this, you may ask? Simple: articles published Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday; a throwback issue on Thursday, and a Salad on Saturday that consolidates all of the posts for the week into one place. Why is this week’s salad on Sunday, you may ask? Well, you can ask that, but we probably won’t tell you. Instead we are just going to stare at you awkwardly until you read all the articles. And possibly a little longer than that.
You can make muscles bigger by exercising them. Does it work for reproductive organs? Probably not, but it can’t hurt!
Statler and Waldorf Enters the Twilight Zone.
Game-soundtrack-style music by Humor Editor Peter Wood.
This guy. Just… this guy. He’s a total loser.
We ask Macintosh, Windows, and Ubuntu for their opinions on a variety of crucial world issues.
Noah tells another tale from his time in Europe.