The Waldorf Salad: September 25, 2016

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Today marks the end of the first week of our new and improved publication schedule! What is this, you may ask? Simple: articles published Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday; a throwback issue on Thursday, and a Salad on Saturday that consolidates all of the posts for the week into one place. Why is this week’s salad on Sunday, you may ask? Well, you can ask that, but we probably won’t tell you. Instead we are just going to stare at you awkwardly until you read all the articles. And possibly a little longer than that.

FuckFit: The new fitness craze that’s arousing the nation

You can make muscles bigger by exercising them. Does it work for reproductive organs? Probably not, but it can’t hurt!

Throwback: Issue 11.10 (April 3, 2012)

Statler and Waldorf Enters the Twilight Zone.

MithrilNova music

Game-soundtrack-style music by Humor Editor Peter Wood.

Pathetic Freshman Joins Satire Magazine Staff

This guy. Just… this guy. He’s a total loser.

An Interview with the Major Operating Systems

We ask Macintosh, Windows, and Ubuntu for their opinions on a variety of crucial world issues.

You Never Get Sad in Spanish Rain

Noah tells another tale from his time in Europe.

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