The Waldorf Salad: September 25, 2016

Today marks the end of the first week of our new and improved publication schedule! What is this, you may [...] Read More

September 25, 2016

You Never Get Sad in Spanish Rain

by Noah Tebben This article is a continuation of the experiences I, your humble writer/travel correspondent, had while abroad in [...] Read More

An Interview with the Major Operating Systems

Interviewer: Hello everyone. Thank you for sitting with me today. Mac: I believe you meant to say “iHello”, and you [...] Read More

Pathetic Freshman Joins Satire Magazine Staff

FuckFit: The new fitness craze that’s arousing the nation

Student Wears Unwashed Jeans for 63 Days Straight, Has Life Force Absorbed

Activities Fair Report 2016

Data Scientist Develops New Way To Put Shapes And Words On Paper: The Svenn Diagram

S&W Responds To Spring Chaos, Fighting Outrage With Outrage